welcome to the greatest website in the
history of man! (That's a bit of an exaggeration but it's pretty good)
Here you'll find all sorts of stuff so please take a look round. New stuff: Under the jokes section, lots of lovely funny jokes under new bits and the Misc jokes. Mostly thanks to Kirsty, comedienne of the year :) New pic of the week and poem of the week (hahaha, remember when there were weekly updates?!) Oh and naturlich the news section. Might even stretch to a new quiz, depends if I can B at all bothered :)


Some of you may remember towards the end of last year I developed a quiz in a teen mag stylie. It makes just as much sense, and remember that it was designed with tongue firmly in cheek! The link to the real quiz is at the bottom of this page.
If you've got something to say about this site or anything of interest please E-mail me at the address at the top of the page.
Meanwhile click here
to see some interesting news stories. That is, gossip and tittle tattle from the lives of me and my friends and a bit of news about what we've been up to!
This is where you all get to experience my comic genius (once again I'm exaggerating), but seriously some of these gags are pretty good.
Find here 'Nightmare on Ashley Road', a story specially written which some of ya might recognise! Also 'Sleepless in Stonepark' and '5 go Bowling'. Also some less than pretty stories. Send in any stories you think worthy of an audience.
It speaks for itself really, links to othre nice sites :)
Where to go to find out more about me. I've been told it's interesting but make your own mind up.
As it says, photos. Lovely pictures of me and my mates and some other stuff I think worthy. Changes as often as I get new piccies so keep checking or you'll miss summat! Mail me pictures you want included as well.
Click on the scroll to see the selected poem. The poem changes frequently so don't miss 'em.

I wanna know what U think so go here and tell us all.
Hey hey hey! Rememeber (who could 4get) the chain mail doing the rounds? Here we are, as promised, the best bits 4 NE1 who missed them!
A real quiz here for you, bit harder than the other one.
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